But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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