so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
