ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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