Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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