i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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