i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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