Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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