Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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