Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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