words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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