Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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