It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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