I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Did you just see the Batmobile???
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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