i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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