i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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