it was like eating out sand paper
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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