Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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