we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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