I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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