A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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