This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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