I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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