roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
