Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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