yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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