shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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