please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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