I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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