Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Mom said you looked used
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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