Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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