HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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