The maid of honor just puked.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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