I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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