Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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