I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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