I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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