i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's blow job season.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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