I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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