Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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