I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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