yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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