Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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