I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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