Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There are leaves in my underwear?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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