Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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