Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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