Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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