Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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