I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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