I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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