She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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