Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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