hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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