We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Do I have a choice?
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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