She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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