Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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